 - Last login: 9 hours agoCorpusdei
- corpusdei is a 28 year old married guy from Atlanta, Georgia, USA.
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- Member since Feb 16, 2006
I'm 27, a self-made oil, rail and steel tycoon whose combined income makes Bill Gates cry like a little bitch. I look like Johnny Depp, Christian Slater, or Brad Pitt, depending on which chatroom I'm in. I have a 19" prehensile penis - I'm using it to hold my coffee while I type. I know where Jimmy Hoffa lives, and I understand the language of cats. I help old ladies cross the street and translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees in my spare time. I sleep only one hour a night and I know every rivet in the Russian T-34 tank. I make ice cubes with the power of my mind. I can touch MC Hammer. I've advised Presidents, slept with movie stars, and can organize my sock drawer in 23 seconds flat. And I still have time to do this blog.
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